- “I am what is mine. Personality is the original personal property.” – Norman O. Brown
- “Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?” – Courtney Huston
- “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.” – Erma Bombeck
- “How happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not. ” – H.L. Mencken
- “There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.” – Mae West
- “To keep your character intact, you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time.” – Katharine Hepburn
- “I’m extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end.” – Margaret Thatcher
Only Here for the Food 
Very funny. Especially Erma Bombeck.